“Stampendous” Cream of Vegetable Soup

For those folks not from around these parts, entertainment icon Dolly Parton has a theme park and separate dinner theatre (among many other businesses) in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, near where she grew up. The dinner-and-show theatre, Dolly Parton’s Stampede* serves a popular cream of vegetable soup for which dozens of copycat recipes exist. Here is mine, which can easily be made vegan and gluten-free using alternate ingredients as listed.

  • 2 tbsp butter (or oil)
  • 2 tbsp flour (or cornstarch)
  • 1/2 cup diced onion
  • 1 tsp minced garlic
  • 1 cup milk (or 1 can coconut milk)
  • 32 oz chicken (or vegetable) broth
  • 2 bags (10-14 oz) frozen vegetables (I prefer California blend)
  • 1/2 cup instant potato flakes
  • Seasoned salt to taste
  • Shredded cheese and/or cream cheese (optional)

Melt butter and add onion and garlic, stir until softened. Stir in flour, then milk, then chicken broth; heat until steaming and add frozen veggies. Return to steaming (do not boil), then cover and reduce heat to medium-low. Cook until vegetables are soft. Mash vegetables with potato masher into smaller pieces, then stir in potato flakes. Top with shredded cheese, if desired. (For an extra-rich soup, add 1 brick of cream cheese after mashing vegetables and allow to melt.)

For slow cooker, add vegetables, broth, and seasonings to crock and heat 4-6 hours on high or 6-8 hours on low. Mash vegetables as described above and stir in remaining ingredients. Serve when smooth and incorporated.

Saint Dolly, the Parton Saint of East Tennessee

*[Dolly Parton’s Stampede was renamed from Dixie Stampede, because Dolly is woke.]

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